{"id":231,"date":"2022-09-17T07:09:05","date_gmt":"2022-09-17T04:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noosphere.gr\/?p=231"},"modified":"2022-09-17T07:09:25","modified_gmt":"2022-09-17T04:09:25","slug":"dont-move-to-texas-but-if-you-insist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noosphere.gr\/index.php\/archives\/2022\/231","title":{"rendered":"Don’t move to Texas, but if you insist…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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    Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you do run your car into a ditch, don’t panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don’t try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Remember: "Y’all" is singular. "All y’all" is plural. "All y’all’s" is plural possessive.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Get used to the phrase "It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait’ll August."<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Don’t tell us how you did it there. Nobody cares.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you think it’s too hot, don’t worry. It’ll cool down-in December.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol…a Super-Duty pickup is.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If someone says they’re "fixin" to do something, that doesn’t mean anything’s broken.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but the availability of shade.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you are driving a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road, pull onto the shoulder. That is called "courtesy".<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Weddings, funerals and divorces must take into account the Rodeo & parade schedule.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Everything is better with hot sauce or BBQ sauce.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    DO NOT honk your horn at us. It is obnoxious and we will sit there until we die.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you’re an idiot.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    No mater what kind, Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Mtn Dew, it isn’t called soda or pop. It is all called coke or soda water!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    There will always be a tractor on the two lanes when you are running late, so allow time for that.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    If you don’t like the weather, wait 15 minutes, it will change.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    We respect andconsider heroes, first responders, veterans and teachers.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    The American, Texas, POW and Gadsden flags are considered sacred.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    The Constitution is sacred…ALL of it!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Unless you’re prepared to fight for it, your political opinion might be best kept to yourself.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Many of us carry firearms, all of us carry knives.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    God is sovereign and we PRAY!<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    ~ God Blessed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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